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if only i had known the consequences. The train pulled up at the station something was wrong - everyone had suddenly turned to cheese. No-one knew what had happened, but they suspected the work of the evil Wizard, Cheezowiz. Cheezowiz is the most evil man in town, Boris 'devil' Yetsman. He was so mean that he would squeeze live badgers into Wellington boots, and throw them in the canal - EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT. What a git. His girlfriend left him because well, after all, she was Paris Hilton, and he was, just the garbage man. Would you if you were her?? The garbo man was so distraught that he threw himself in the path of an oncoming combine harvester, and sliced himself into thin slithers of human flesh. These fertilised the farmer's crops good and proper, and so was raised a bumper harvest of runner beans, that sold in selected Tesco stores
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