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When is your birthday? Is it the same day you change your age? In Vietnam this isn't true. Everyone gets a year older on January 1, which is difficult for me to comprehend and I've lived here for
over a minute and a half. It's been hell. I wish I lived in
a cardboard shack in Tijuana. I know that seems odd. But you live close to the work there. Of course, the work is begging from the gringos from the other side of the border. I would try to hitch a ride into San Diego, so I can get rich by working 50 hours
per day. When I earn all my money, I'm going to buy some gold spoons, a clockwork badger, a lifesize map of Scotland, and fifteen houses, all with
no windows, lead paint, and exposed electrical wiring. It's not very safe but it's in a good part of town. I like the
way you smell, by the way, it reminds me the llama enclosure at Chester Zoo, but nearly eight times as erotic.
