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I want a swimming pool in my bathroom so I won't have to
go back to the workhouse. Please don't make me go back. I'd rather
shove lima beans up my nose! Actually, it's not that unpleasant. But I like lima beans. I think they are like
tiny soft snowflakes on the delicate winter trees, shining with an irridescent beauty that belies their bitter and harsh coldness. This is a bit poetic, though, and in realty they're like
vultures. Or maybe leaches. I truly can't stand realtors, because
I am one. And I hate myself.
