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I've always regarded vivisection as a necessary evil. Without animal experimentation, humans would have to be used to experiment various drugs and cosmetics. I think animals should be used for this enterprise. I can think of people who should be experimented on, but that would be like a utopian vision of the future, and totally unrealistic. After all, if everyone is always happy, how can we know happiness? There would be no contrast between how I feel about sloppiness and how my wife feels about neatness. We are different species. I, a human, you, a badger. It can't work out. But I do love you, because I want to have sex with you and I know you'll do that. So I'm done now. I have something to do. See you next story.
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