- ← Previous Story
Story No. 31272
- Group:
- Next Story →
A wise man once said "there are two rules in life: One, don't tell anyone everything you know."
It doesn't take but about two minutes for me to tell you what I know. I don't know much
other than what I know, and of those things I can only be sure of what I know I know, and so on. So, what do you know?
Well, for a start, I know how to drink llama milk. Straight from the teat, just like the ancient Peruvians did. And I'll tell you one more thing
about the way you dance. Who taught you to dance like that? I think it was
Chevy Chase, in Caddyshack. Oh no. Maybe not.
