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"Write a good story, and your name will live forever", penned some anonymous git whose identity has been erased by the sands of
the Santa Ana winds, which are a lot of fun. They cause static electricity in
socks, underpants, and other items which cling together when they emerge from the
bowels of the New York City Subway system. I heard Subway and thought of sandwiches. Would you like to have
this badger placed upon your head like a stripey, black and white crown of fur? Because I'll do that for you, for the bargain price of
$2,996,987.73! They will take a down payment of one dollar and easy payments of $1,500 a month. I won't get to retire.
