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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like
"Yeah" and "Rock on this" before I lost control completely. I don't know exactly what happened next, but it involved my
girlfriend's bra strap getting stuck in my watchband. I had to pull it off. She actually looked better without the bra, but she didn't want to show through her clothes. I suggested two big Band-Aids to cover
his protruding kidneys that were sticking out of his back. Ouch! Later that evening, over dinner
we thought about how bad the food was. Ugh! We wanted to eat
tasty treats, like lark brains, thrush legs and otters' fingers. Yum, yum, yum, yum. YUM!
