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Jesus was totally furious, because
he never expected those experiments in transmogrification to actually allow the rich men to pass through the eye of a needle. Jesus
wept. The tears flew from his eyes, like little blobs of power, striking his foes and wreaking a terrible wrath upon the world. No-one had ever seen Jesus so pissed off! The Pope decided to help -
he sent the Vatican Guard, to see if he could ward off the invasion of Liechtenstein. But
The Swiss Navy helped out and defeated the Austrian Navy on the oceanfront the both share. Meanwhile, the women in Monaco wore only bikini bottoms. We all wished we were
Dan Aykroyd. But wouldn't anyone?
