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In ancient times, there was a very tall tower. In this tower, there lived a
fuzzy little bunny named Moe. Moe was a happy guy. He always had
something to say about politics. He was actually really happy that Hillary Clinton was in the lead, according to a recent poll. He began to
fret. Was this the right decision? He consulted his magic 8Ball, which read:
"Ouch! Quit shaking me, asshole!" He was now in utter despair and decided the only way to find relief was to
find ourselves. You see, the moral to this story - and yes there is one - is be true to yourself. You are winner. Look into your soul. Do you believe in life after love? I know I do. Goodbye. Don't have nightmares.
