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The detective looked the suspect in the eye and said, "Confess or I'll
tell your mother about THAT website." That was worrying. How had they found out about www.badgerswearingthongs.com? I decided at that point to
take a leak, so I pulled into the nearest gas station. To my utter shock, the person behind the counter was
none other than Pepe Le Pew, the French skunk from the Warner Bros cartoons. I asked why he was French, when skunks are exclusively New World mammals, and he replied, in French:
"Merde!" when means, "Shit!" I thought it was a weird response, so I punched him. I mean, what you have done? Anyway, he didn't like that, so he
bought a costume that resembled that of the movie alien "Predator", and hid in a bush. There he stayed until his mum shouted him in for tea, which was turkey dinosaurs, baked beans, and Ribena.
