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Said Richard Nixon: "I was under the influence of medication when I made the decision to burn the
next door neighbor at the stake, in a Joan of Arc fashion. We were some pretty messed up kids. This one time,
I nearly had a fit. I couldn't beleive someone could be so rude. I asked him to try and use some courtesy when he wanted something from someone. I'm sure it had an impact because
of the nipple tassles. That was the icing on the cake and no mistake, punk! This led to a horrific situation where
the motorcycles ride on the sidewalk and the disabled in wheelchairs ride in the street, just like they do in Saigon, Vietnam. Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
everything was falling apart....the dinner was not yet cooked, the drinks were warm and the company was as good as having the dead over for the evening!
