- ← Previous Story
Story No. 31464
- Group:
- Next Story →
The new line of Victoria Secret is sheer yet classy. The catalogue description reads,"
Shirley and Tom's Pneumatic Orchestra." I was intrigued and inspired. I immediately ordered
two firewaters and sold my land for shiny beads and blankets infested with smallpox, happy Thanksgiving was all I
could think to say. What I really wanted to say was,
all this time I have been looking at your
dental records and, I must say, I am really quite impressed.
