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is it a crime to drive a car after drfinking a litre bottle of voka and injecting heroin into my eyes? Coz if it is that the legal sytem doesnt work, lets face it, if i'd injected heroin into my eyes i wouldnt be able to see., and if i cant see, how w
ide is the road? How will the chicken get to the other side? Why is the chicken crossing the road? Is the sky falling? To answer these pressing questions,
I needed advice, so I set of in search of my guru, Guru Swami buggeroftherestofyouI'malrightthanksJack. He had some great pearls of wisdom like "
Always wear clean underwear." I decided not to even wear any
bells on. I mean, it's just an expression you tool, you're not supposed to take it literally. Who wears bells?! Okay, some clowns do, but you can't take them seriously, they'd lose all credibility then. May as well become a
policeman and be just another one of Maggie Thatcher's Bootboys. Oh hang on, it's not 1985 anymore is it?
