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Every Friday at my job we have a contest to see
how many cream crackers we could eat & fit into our mouths. I managed 10 cream crackers, then started spluttering a spray of biscuit crumbs all over! I started to laugh & choke
until he turned blue. I thought he died but it was only the Scope mouthwash that my sister poured over his
television. "Oooh is it one of them plasma ones??" she asked excitedly. "Nope." he replied sullenly, before ripping off her
Disney Princess training bra, size 28 AAA. He really wanted to eat
but couldn't be arsed. And so, he went out into the snow and starved to death, out of sheer laziness. Pretty dumb lol.
