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It is known that all flowers are dangerous to males because they can make them act like females for a short period of time or even forever. That is known as the 'F-Cancer', and it has claimed the lives of 17,294 males who are now having tea parties with
the stuffed monkeys and rubber erasers. They were having
a contest who could eat the most. She was in the lead at 147 consumed, quite possibly the world record!
But was it worth risking life and limb to get into Guiness' famous book, not to mention all the coupons he had had to save over the
last piece of pie. This after all had to feed him and his 3 goats for the next
year. these goats had to be milked every hour otherwise they go crazy and trample the towns folk!
