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Princess Diana was confused. Hadn't she been dead for 10 years? Or was it all just a dream? She got out of bed and went to the dresser and when she looked in the mirror she saw
her reflection and it was horrific, it looked like a cat had
an incontinance problem and had urinated on it. This was a downside to keeping a pet which
he wasnt surposed to because the landlord was a fierce beast with two eyes and a gigantic
arse. Two massive wobbly cheeks slapping as it walked. Slap slap slap. What a sight to behold, it put the fear of God into me and I felt an uncomfortable rumble down below. Oh dear I was about to
throw up all over my new car and i felt something brush against me and my trouser pulled down i turned and thru up over wat i now realised was a naked guy with a knife and with that shit over my car. man was i pissed
