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Last week saw the election of a new chairman of the bored. The chairman
of the bored? That guy must suck to hang out with. No fun at all. However, the chairman of the board
bored a hole right through to the other bored members. Most of them were boors,
and there were also boars and Boers. I think I am becoming a Bore. You know woodpeckers are borers. Are you bored yet? It doesn't matter that
you're a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater, I love you anyway! Now let's go to Vegas and
I can check my mail for the last six months, sleep in my own bed, then hit a casino for a cheap meal. I live in Vegas and I don't gamble.
