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I was so startled when the phone rang
in the other room. I ran in, and shot the phone to pieces with the Kalashnikov I always keep on hand in case someone rings. I'll never know
if it is something that I can go through, despite everything
turning out so horrible. My brothers used to hang me by the ankles out the window of the 87th story of our
quest for the most shiny spoon in all of iceland. this spoon was so shiny it was said to blind anyone that looked directly at it and
I have been blind ever since. I have been wondering what you all look like. Anyway, thanks for your time. It's been fun.
