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"FREEEZE you funky pig!" screamed the police officer
in the Kosher restaurant. "Beware of the Pig!"
It seems that if you could kill this pig, you could eat it for free. You had to wait a couple of hours for them to dress it and cook it. But you could eat that
any time of the day, all day and all night too, if you like, till it comes ozzing out of your eyes and you can't see the road ahead, which doesn't really matter since you're not really going anywhere anyways, though there's an incredible
series of books about scat collections in the caves of Cro-Magnon men in France. I went there last
year on the Euro tunnel. Never again, I had a panic attack, had my purse stolen & was hijacked on route. All for the sake of going over there with intention of buying cheap fags & booze.
