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Contrary to popular belief, you are _not_ what you eat;
otherwise, I'd moo and give milk. I like meat. I want
a juicy square steak of Norwegian Minki whale for
making coats, belts, and steaks that are better than any beef steak you have ever eaten. Molly is glad that
it was eaten as she was tempted to eat it herself but she has ibs i would be on the toilet all night long.
Last January I put a TV in there. Now I can have my nightly poo and watch the infomercials, too. What a world! Thank you, Marconi, or whoever invented the TV.
