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Some people say the early bird catches the worm, but I say that the early worm gets eaten;
and earthworms are really tasty. I dated a girl in high school who later did her master's thesis on how to cook
a coot. Here's the best recipe I've found: place the coot in a pot of boiling water with a housebrick;
this is a recipe the whole family can cook. Just remember that red bricks taste better than
terracotta, and are usually more tender. Ceramic tiles
are favored by dentists who don't like to use Novocaine for extractions. One chew and the teeth disappear. Never forget to floss after every meal.
