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I don't think you can ever have too many
twinkies in one sitting, because
I wanted to eat them. But Melody wanted a rum banana split more than anything else in the world. Instead of that, I gave her
a pearl necklace. It looked wonderful on her chest. Milky white against her tanned skin. Whats that saying about pearls & swine?
Pigs have corkscrew shaped penises, did you know that? I am a pork expert
and to become a pork expert you have to poke the pork with your mangina.
