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Are you in a dead end job? Are you looking for a new career with new challenges and fun opportunities? Do you want to learn new skills? Look no further. The best job for you is
cult leader. Fame, adoraton, travel,
girls, and, best of all, all the Hostess Twinkies you could ever imagine. These could all be yours if
you give me your soul. You can have riches & fame & all your heart desires. Lucifer rubbed his hands in delight
as he slaughtered 6 million
gnats with his windshield wipers driving on the Pennsylvania Turnpike this past August. Boy, were they thick.
