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the winners of last weeks bingo tournament all of whom would receive a brand new
ferret to pee and poo all over the brand new fuzzy
mustache his wife grew. It wasn't all the fun and games she hoped for though. She realized this when her mustache
was properly groomed in to the most fetching barouque curleques
that one could buy from
any Icelandic poet or Norwegian fisherman. Which is just the way i like it. Nice and easy. Like a whale. On the moon. Without a space suit.
