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Two men were riding down the street on a tandem bicycle today. I wouldn't have thought it strange except that
when you're sharing a studio with Jean Arp, everything is strange. Jean
turned to the wall and cried. A dog cried in the distance. Democracy was dead. Everything was hopeless, even Eastenders continued on despite its falling audience share, reflective of
the fact that most of the loyal faithful were already moribund, or indeed dead, largely due to an excess of
bunnies, who had taken over the place. Bunnies are very
crazy, wako, they need to be put down!!! They bite something AWFUL!!!! so, that left one option open, complete distruction of their habitat, as in... you guessed it: blow up the world. So Tom did.
