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Gawl dern hippy faggots: I hate the way they
tease me with all of the sexual comments you could possibly think of. It is so unbelievably
inconceivable that a graduate of Notre Dame University would stoop down so low to
steal my damn socks! Who could do such a thing?! What was he
thinking when he entered the contest?? There is no way he would be able to compete with
those other girls on the beach wearing their dental floss bikinis with their perfect bodies. I will just stay in bed and sleep through today. And eat pizza tonight.
