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I need a rope. Can you lend me a
quarter? I'm soooooooo hungry. Is just couldn't wait to tuck into a meal at the new KFC. I had heard that their children
had just teasingly sold one of Donald Trump's mansions in Florida for $14.67! It all started when
the Playboy episode I bought got me hooked. Then I started buying all kinds of
speculative collateralised debt obligations from shady merchant banking
so he ran off to the Cayman Islands where he now has an ice cream stand on the sidewalk outside a branch of Lloyds of London. He has one of the biggest mansions there.
