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Groucho Marx was one of the funniest men of all time. He used brains, not physical comedy, to make people
think they were laughing and having a good time when in actual fact they were bored as hell. Simulated physical humour
is as bad as the real thing. I never much cared for the fake amputations, vomiting, bugs in ice, or dog poop for
the homeless. This foundation provides care for
homeless fish who have been cruelly ripped away from their oceanic environment and forced to fry themselves in pans and batter. The neighbourhood rallied round and raised money by holding
my children for a $4,000,000 ransom.
