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Once upon a time there was a couple, a priest, and Elvis, and they met in a Las Vegas chapel. Elvis
Chan was my neighbor in 29 Palms, California. Most people don't realize what a common name Elvis is. Or used to be. He often
went for walks with his dog, Teddy. Teddy was a great companion, the most loyal
Irish Setter I have ever owned. He loved to bring me the
french toast in the morning. But know, all I get is burned
by the gasoline I was putting in my tank. Maybe I should have taken the lit cigarette out of my mouth.
