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Harpo Marx could speak but he chose not to
acknowledge the existence of anything outside his own consciousness. This solipsism didn't get him very far, so instead he tried
to change his ways. From now on he would only shower
when the time came. Meanwhile, his wife
stood in the kitchen, staring at the empty pot that sat on the stove. "I could have sworn the chili was in there a minute ago," she said aloud. All of a sudden, she heard a
siren. And then he was gone. I guess we will never know the ending.
