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Dark. Mysterious. Strange. Like a lost coal miner from Yorkshire on a Thursday night.
can be a very lonley place, but then so can a crouded bus on a tuesday morning. Love is like
a kick in the balls, it hurts sometimes and it makes you want to cry. The best thing to do is
rub yourself down in some cocoa butter. Its true. Cocoa butter cures all. And let me tell you something else. If I hear one more person say that they should do something different, well I will tell them that
abstinence is the only 100% effective contraception method. And if that doesn't get their attention then I'll
do the funky chicken and proclaim my addictio nto cheese
