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Talk about lucky! According to this email, I just won a Dutch lottery, without even buying
any tickets. Being Dutch, they required Dutch courage to do so.
When I had succeeded in becoming completely and utterly spannered I picked myself up from the floor and veered into some
cabbage, which was soggy and wilted from being left there over night. I tasted it and it was
not quite as tart as your standard lemon meringue at the corner diner, but still packed a punch.
A true-blue, honest-to-goodness, knock-your-socks-off Hawaiian punch.
