- ← Previous Story
Story No. 31798
- Group:
- Next Story →
I suffer from obesity. Doctor told me to take one of these pills after every meal. How the heck am I meant to keep 23 of these down
23 being the magic number. I had to beat the guiness world record for eating 23 boiled eggs in 2 minutes. Have you ever seen a python eat a boiled egg? It`s a bit like that!
But only sometimes, other times it was completely
normal for him to paint the whole house a crazy vibrant pink. Today though was a quiet day. He picked up the sponge and proceeded to
haphazardly cut away parts of it until what was left resembled
my partially amputated right big toe.
