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And in the 38th year of my visions, there came to me letters written in light, which spake wondrously thus:
' I am the light of the world! follow me and you will never be alone or afraid of the dark.' As my soul left my body
and i knew that i had done the deal with the devil. I traded it, so that i could gain
momentum and become the most popular on the block. A lot of neighbours began to admire my
blonde, blue-eyed trophy wife. Her name was Svetlana. I mail-ordered her from
New Jersey, but she turned out to be defective, so I sent her back.
