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In an effort to boost ratings, CNN has just announced that in fact the revolution will be televised,
but you have to watch closely because we are giving prizes away to anyone who can spot Waldo. Did you know that Waldo's real name is
actually Mabel. She'd been ashamed to open her heart to anyone until now. The name Waldo came from their pet poodle, but Mabel had secretly wanted a corgi as she secretly fancied the Queen.
Her bf secretly fancied Prince Charles, with his big ears and
even larger eyes and teeth. One likened him to the Big Bad
Ferret. But we should all love ferrets, since I have never known one to hurt anyone. (But they are really tasty barbecued!)
