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You are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against
you in a court of tennis. Venus and Serena
were so happy that they won at doubles, they celebrated by kissing each other. The umpire was not impressed. He banned them from tennis for 4 years unless they
cancel their subscription in writing on a piece of driftwood. Tough but fair, I thought. I couldn't fault them for being practical. Heck, if it had been me, I would have
kissed him like there was no tomorrow. I knew this would be my last chance to
stare back, wiggle my eyebrows and say "Frankly my dear, I don't give a deyam."
