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I rather like the blue bonnet. I think it's very swell. Of it I'll write a sonnet, and keep it in my
back pocket with all the rest of the lint I had picked up at the laundromat. This would make a terribly wonderful, almost darkly
wisftful demeanour. This confused the heck out of most people,
but what do
you say to an eight year old missionary wearing a tutu?
Said the old man to the pigmy, "The moral of the story is, that mixing monkeys, missionaries, mojitos and ballet concerts is never a good idea!"
