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I look at my phone. There was an abusive text message from the scary man next door. Then, a knock on the door... I knew who that was... I was so frightened I
swallowed the kilo of heroin I was trafficking. Yum.
im a dick, im addicted to
woodlice i love those little critters they make my heart all squishy like a dead slug stuck inbetween toes, some people might ask
the obvious. But let a week pass and
see if the dandruff gets any better.
