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I ran into Chuck Norris and Bruce Springsteen the other day and I began to wonder who would win a fight between Chuck and 'The Boss?'
Springsteen still has some staying power left in him, but Norris has some classic
moves when it comes to ass kickin. When Chuckie baby comes out with the fists up, you know you opened a can of whoop
dee doo Basil, what's it all about? It's like eating pork chops, but it's in a can. Real gravy, real good, real
beefy like the kind they'd get outta yo' mama if they twisted her leg, cuz yo' mama's so fat. But that's what roasting will do to a
comic who is already teetering on the edge.
