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They always say "when in Rome, do as the Romans do," but I say bullshit.
Bullshit to all those who think they are intellectuals. What I really could use right now is
a big helping of my mother's sloppy joe that she made for me when the rest of the family died in that horrible accident. Still, nothing would comfort me more than to see
than a ghost in my own reflection. What i would really like is
to be back in Bali sipping on their national cocktail, Hukututu. Maybe I will do just that once that welfare check finally comes in.
Maybe I will use the money to buy some girl scout cookies and a prostitute. I love being a
