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Obviously there's been some kind of wacky mix-up, your honour. I
really didn't mean to do it. Please be gentle with me.
As I've never jump before
thinking about the consequences of my actions. I had a nervous disposition, meaning instead of stuttering, I would jump like a jumping bean all over the place. Not a good idea in a cramped train carriage.
What made it worse, was that a wave of naucious flatulence engulfed them (someone farted). But the crowded space felt
squishy and slightly moist, as if a couple of salmon had just insulated the space with their spawn.
