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just sitting in the park
watching people go about their bloody merry lives. I went over to feed the pigeons. It just so happened I had a bag of bread crumbs laced with
mercury. It would be fun to watch them die. Then again, what if they lived. Too late. Haha. What a bunch of suckers. I can not believe they ate the magic bread of
the leprechaun of Galway. He of white beard, pointy hat, and incredibly small ears.
the bunny elf seaweed
, quite rare, was the only type of seaweed that could *gasp* kill mermaids. Oh those seductresses of the sea!
