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It was a scene out of Arachnaphobia. I had got up one morning & poured myself a bowl of Kelloggs cornflakes. Out leapt a huge hairy F****ing
carpet salesman, with his huge hairy F****ing brown shagpile. This was not a day for redecorating,
Jack thought..He decided that he was going to get his revenge on his neighbours & mow the lawn at 2am in the morning! That will surely piss them off. Jack the lad
was glad because the glad mad cad was sad. I don't know why he
kept avoiding riding the elevator when going down, but not when
reach the place i saw nothing
