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Last night I was attacked by the elusive underpants gnome. He came in and stole my
vibrator. It was such a shame really as it was so good but it had run out of
rancid rat bodies. I was obviously going to be the one to go down to the sewers and
into the oceans. The reefs begin to
let off steam in an accelerating surge of bubbles. Lo and behold, it has ushered in a gigantic creature that resembled
a wet, stinky, nasty plug of Red Man chewing tobacco.
