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The Winkleman comes down our street and serves all the ladies. Funny thing about it, he was a right little shrimp. Must have had a lot of cockle. He liked
to study & eat cockles at a seaside resort. Southend I believe. There is a lot of zinc in cockles & zinc is required
for healthy functioning of the male gonads. So eat your shellfish
with plenty of salt, pepper & vinegar, because they taste better & distract you from the grittyness, which I believe is the sand that they eat whilst in the ocean.
We could throw in bar-b-que pork chops and then when we are finished we would all swim breastroke
but, of course, breast and stroke are words not always related to swimming.
