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Johnny Rotten was banged up for burglary. He had attempted to steal diamonds worth$/£5,000.000. He had acquired the name "The Pink Panther"
doesn't make any sense. Panthers are actually BLACK. This can be confusing, especially to children, who might actually think panthers are pink. But what is even more confusing to children is
to take their parents away, clone them, and introduce back a hundred robotic copies of mum and dad, each programmed to give conflicting and contradictory messages. That'll really confuse the kids. Or,
we could pretend to be lost senior citizens. I think we should try this tomorrow at
3:00 in the morning when the neighbors will be
having their oh-so-perfect little sunday barbecue! Yaaarrr! OMGBBQ!
