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How else can you cook an egg? Soft-boiled, hard-boiled, poached, and of course there's the staple fried matched with
my milquetoast personality and odd taste for
all things pepperry, spicy, chili,
poopy, pissy, moany, whiny, and
altogether out of sorts. "Pull yourself together man, we're
going to stop the riding lawn mower right here." And with that, he ate a big mouthful of freshly mown dead grass.
