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There once was a lass from Nantucket who once gathered wool in a bucket...
take it to the wife to convert it into yarn. Winter was upon us & we needed to knit wooly jumpers. So there we were knit one pearl two. Time flew & before we knew it we had made 20 wooly jumpers
for 20 size 4 women from Pyongyang, North Korea. They said they would do
something even more bizarre and barbaric, unless
you prefer to be more conforming. You have more friends that way. These are people you can
never trust. But then again, you have no choice.
