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The cowboy was riding a
15-speed Trek hybrid. Since the burning of hydrocarbons had been outlawed, everyone had shifted to riding bicycles, even cowboys. Better
to ride a John Deere riding mower. I like the green and yellow
grass of home. Hmm... I wish I was back there. Back where
the sun doesn't shine, except for three days in June, I decided to try my
mettle, and ever so confidently shouted 'Klaatu! ... Versace necktie!'
