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Attila the Stockbroker is infamous for having ravaged the trading floors of many a merchant bank. Attila
the Ham, a renowned performance artist,
and I don't really know what was so artistic about
1980`s abstract art? Primary colours in blocks of squares? That`s not art! Art is Constable, Monet, Turner.
Never having heard any of these, I bought a color by number version of the Mona Lisa. It is now proudly handing in
veneer teeth he stole from the neighborhood dental clinic.
